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So I’m nearing completion of my first year as an ‘official’ adult and while I can’t say it was 100% successful, I can probably advise you on what (or rather, who) you shouldn’t do…

Join me in an uncensored account of my life in the big city, including, but not limited to: being scammed out of £250 by an alleged modelling agency, splitting my lip open attempting a somersault in a South London club and an unexpected threesome at 4 in the morning after a night at the stickiest student bar I’ve ever thrown up in.